How to Sell the Whole F#@!ing Universe to Everybody... Once and for All! / Sir Millard Mulch

Disc 1: Creation
01   Principles of Egyptian Salesmanship
02   Dr. Whilton Popple's Personal Slave II
03   Fantastic!
04   Brian Tracy Caesar Salad
05   Chariots of the Sales Gods
06   I'm An Artist and I Shouldn't Have to Work for A Living!
07   Hardball 2
08   Cap'n Jack's Straight -From-The-Can Applefish!
09   James Pitts in Bondage IV: Moving Target
10   Maximum Volumizer
11   Higher
12   H2o2verphone Telethon
13   The Boy With the Perfectly Square Butthole Strikes Back
14   Drink the Secret Milkshake
15   Every Child Is A Creator
16   I Don't Wanna Be A Salesman
17   Ring Around the Hedgehog
18   Metronomes & Make-Up
19   You're Not My Hero Anymore
20   Brunch With Bronco Nagasaki
21   Not Ready for Retail?
22   Check Out Our Exclusive Fall Season Spectacular of Indestructable Bra Hooks
23   When the Sales Gods Compute Your Karmic Worth, You Can Join Your Mystic Brethren in the Center of the Earth
24   Let's Move (Dance Mix)
25   The Monkey Steals the Peaches
26   Fake Boobies!
27   How to Pretend You're Stupid Like Everyone Else So You Can Become Gainfully Employed and Enjoy Your Limited Time On This Fucking Planet in Just Five-Zillion Easy Steps!
28   I Hate Retro!
29   Poking the Eye of the Beholder
30   Prelude to Mundus Imaginalis
31   Dennis Rodman Fukking Basketball 1998
32   Mary Go Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy!
33   Ultimate Radio Interview That Will Make Me Famous Forever
34   The World Is Brainwashed Catering, LLC

Disc 2: Motivation
01   What Is the Concept Behind This Huge, Unlistenable Album?
02   Hemisphere III: Hermes

• All Hail Hermes!
• The Sacred Craft
• Foundations of Ironicynicism in the 21st Century
• How To Sell the Whole Fucking Universe to Everybody, Once and for All!
• Come Sale Away
• The Thirteen Beautiful Brazen Pillars of Nincompoopery
• The Final Battle Between Art & Commerce
• Executive Producer Brings the Rock Opera to A Cost-Effective Ending
• All Hail Hermes! (Reprise)

03   If A Composer Falls in the Woods...
04   TJ's Original Surrogate Activity Soup! (Made from 100% Instead of Ingredients)
05   The Best Job in the World (Sales Is)
06   The Ultimate Artistic Medium Is the Consciousness of Other People
07   Food Pirates of Galpheve IV
08   Normal Life Is Boring!
09   No-No, The Headless Ant
10   There's A Market for Everything but Me
11   God Bless the RIAA!
12   Coagula et Solve Or Something
13   Bad Imitation of Buckethead?
14   Food Magnetizer
15   How to Quit Your Job and Make Millions!
16   Sir Millard Mulch's Olde Tyme Parade of Magickal Amusements
17   From Selling Nothing to Selling Nothing
18   And the Merchants of Earth Shall Weep and Mourn
19   Shit from An Old Minutemen Song
20   I'm Just An Artsy Chick With An Acoustic Guitar (You Think)
21   Geophagyopathy & You!
22   The Modern Day Comparison Refuses to Die!
23   Saleswoman of the Year
24   Unknown Triumph
25   And Now, The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...
26   The World's Greatest Salesman!
27   All Sales Finale!
28   The Great Strength of our Professional Affiliations/How to Spend Music Industry Currency
29   Backruptcy & Beyond!
30   WoM Battle Theme (-$6,000)

Disc 3: Transmutation
01   Mundus Imaginalis/Journey to the Underworld of Buyer's Remorse

Year: 2005